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Joltzen's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 850 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Child Chomper Unlocked 6/24/15
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 6/24/15
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 6/24/15
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Patience Unlocked 6/24/15
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 6/24/15
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/100 (40/2,000 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 7/15/15
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 7/15/15
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 7/15/15
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 7/15/15
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 7/15/15
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 7/15/15
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

Impossible Hardy

A Coin Unlocked 4/23/15
5 Points
Get your first coin!
Just Keep Jumping Unlocked 4/23/15
10 Points
Jump 500 times
Never Say Die Unlocked 4/23/15
25 Points
Make at least 100 attempts
Warmup 25 Points Get at least 6 score
Hardy Hard Hard 50 Points Get at least 12 score
Impassible 100 Points Get at least 20 score
Mighty Blue Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tankman! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/225 points)

Kill the Plumber

1UP Yours Unlocked 4/22/15
5 Points
Kill the plumber 10 times
No Stomping Unlocked 4/22/15
5 Points
Get stomped on level 1.
World 1 Done Unlocked 4/22/15
10 Points
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Indie Giving 5 Points Check out Dojo.com
Join the Army 5 Points Like Kill the Plumber's page
Shortcut 5 Points Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Deathtouch 10 Points Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
100 Lives Lost 25 Points Kill the plumber 100 times.
Another Castle 25 Points Beat level 24
Castle Crushed 25 Points Beat level 36
Jumpless 25 Points Beat level 10 without jumping
Must Kill 25 Points Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Completionist 50 Points Beat all Lost Levels
Lost Levels 50 Points Get at least 108 stars
Perfectionist 100 Points Get all 144 stars

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/370 points)

Kiwi 64

Get A Clef! Unlocked 11/7/14
5 Points
That's all you gotta do.
Grape Jelly 10 Points Rescue the Three Grapes
Snack Time 10 Points Give the hungry shark an apple.
Spelling Bee 10 Points Spell out K-I-W-I
You asked for it! 10 Points Released the sequel.
Dethroned! 25 Points Defeat the Watermelon King
Noise Pulse 25 Points Find 59 Notes
Arcadia Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/100 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Warm Up Unlocked 2/23/15
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Falling Toilet Unlocked 2/23/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 2/23/15
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

Legor 7

Legor10 Unlocked 2/23/15
5 Points
Complete10 levels
Legor5 Unlocked 2/23/15
5 Points
Complete 5 levels
Legor15 Unlocked 2/23/15
10 Points
Complete 15 levels
Legor20 25 Points Complete 20 levels
Legor25 25 Points Complete 25 levels
Legor7Complete 50 Points Complete all 30 levels

Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 2/23/15
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 2/23/15
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 2/23/15
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 2/23/15
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 2/23/15
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)

Name that NG Character

Terrible Game Unlocked 11/19/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
10 Pokemon 5 Points Capture 10 Characters
50 Pokemon 10 Points Capture 50 Characters
High Score 900 10 Points Achieve a high score of 900
Dedicated 25 Points Encounter all Characters
High Score 1500 25 Points Achieve a high score of 1500
100 Pokemon 50 Points Capture 100 Pokemon
Perfect Game 50 Points PhD Newgrounds

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)